It began with a simple disagreement over the pronunciation of 'thou.' The year was 1914, and the world was on the brink of war. But little did anyone know, this was just the beginning of the end.
Meet the masterminds behind the Great Vowel Schism:
Together, they plotted and schemed, determined to bring about a new era of vowel dominance.
It was a bloody and devastating conflict, with battles fought on multiple fronts and an endless array of absurdities.
The war raged on for years, with no end in sight.
In the end, the Vowels of Europe were left in shambles. The once-great powers were reduced to mere shadows of their former selves.